Maybe we can...BUT STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:02,
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You're not really mad.Surely?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!In other news: Poor Bustards!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:07,
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I like the way this guy thinks...Manoj Siwari, from Phatehpur village, is 25 years old and says he has been turned down five times by prospective brides.
He blames the national park for his failure to marry.
Right, i'm gonna blame Longleat for my inability to get laid!
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Right, i'm gonna blame Longleat for my inability to get laid!
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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You can do a giraffe if you stand on a stool...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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I'd rather do an ostrichi've always fancied a tall bird with long legs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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actually you might have a bit of trouble getting laid in Longleat.Lord Bath has first dibs on all the local ladies.
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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He is quite madcompletely chicken oriental
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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Yep.ALthough I do really want to see the erotic murals that he's daubed over large sections of the house.
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:37,
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"My dear boy, let me show you my etchings" is what he would say to you if you asked himthen he would say, "Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:43,
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