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# .......Niiiiiice
Jazz Club host: What are you going to play for us today, Jackson?
Jackson Jeffrey Jackson: Trumpet.
Jazz Club host: No, er, what tune?
Jackson Jeffrey Jackson: [indignant] Tune? This' is jazz!

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# is this your last post?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hope not
either way , it's given me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# you've got some brass
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# He also has some bad wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
copper load of that comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# That pun is pure gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I am one
with the bugle.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# My mates bringing his bugle to the pub for the match on sunday
got to be preferable to a vuvuzela
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I'm going to miss it :s
I will be on a train to Euston.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# give us your phone number
we'll keep you updated
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)