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# It wasn't until they got back and had the film developed that they realised anything out of the ordinary had happened.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Grandad always told me not to believe anything that was in black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Are you calling my zebra a liar?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# So is a zebra a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# All Zebrae are known to be compulsive liars.
Edit: My trustworthy friend Vagabond has pointed out my error, keep calm, I have rectified it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# zebrae
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Are you in black and white?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I'm in pink & green.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Then zebrae it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I'm calling your zebra a fucking cunt.
To it's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Grandad said that technicolor was superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ha ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Cheers.
I've had some kind of monster creative block lately. If I hadn't managed to knock this together I think it would have been a massive TOAP with "I CAN'T F*****G HUMMUS" scrawled over it.

Managed a pic though. *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Welcome to my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# YOU WANT TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hehe
I wish the world was still in black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Gaspode?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# *unexpected response confusion*
*googles*

It's a dog from a book about pixies n stuff

Confusion still in place!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# You got the right dog...
He gets colour vision at one point and instead of a bone being basically white with greyish bits on it, he's got to deal with this ghastly reddy-purple nightmare thing. Or some such. Hence wishing the world was in black and white.

*zips up anorak, heads off to L-space*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ook!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Sacerdotal, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)
# it's not pixies and stuff!
grr!

*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# goblins then
or elves or whatever

heheheh - I thought that might hook someone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I've got all his books in hardback :)
Has my email stopped working? I've not had a single email all morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# damn - no wonder you aren't buying my Chinese Nikes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I Think He Was Just Looking At The Cars.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# deja post...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# quick medieval joke for ya...
"my wife made some lovely chips last night..."
"oh yes?"
"She ran through the castle portcullis too quickly"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I could make you colour blind if you like.
Special price.

Although it does involve butter and some marigolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# what kind of butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:29, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:32, archived)
# mmmmm....
ghee.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# The best of all artery clogger-uppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Coolio!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Haha!
They seem remarkably relaxed, considering.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:29, archived)
# snowblindness
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Grunters!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I Think He Was Just Looking At The Cars. Read more:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# eh?
Read what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hello young headwound!
owzit?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Eating kebab* at my desk for lunch.
Livin' the dream right here, fella. Livin' the dream...

* kebab, not k3b/-\b. Very important distinction right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# And I'm glad you clarified that...
;-)
Is it chicken or mystery meat?
I'm getting hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Lamb. 3 sikh kebabs and fresh naan.
mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Right! That's it.
I'm off to King Of Felafel...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)