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# do not employ this person
they would probably say lol in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I did state in the advert
that I didn't want a) people replying with the likes of 'want job' or (and I do get these) people applying for a job where they have to have good English, they get interviewed, then get the job and don't understand why I'm kicking them out of the building when they turn up on their first day, friend on tow who doesn't speak a word of English and present me with them for the job!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# seriously?
they think that, because you've given them the job, you'll be happy to employ someone else who DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH?
fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Yeah.
They actually think I'll give a stranger a job as I interviewed someone they know.
It's happened a couple of times and they seem to think that they can talk to me on the phone when I need to tell them something.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# that explains why they are jobless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# and led round by a friend:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# with a bell
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
# You should try simple spoken interactions with the staff in the local DIY shop round this way.
That's a bloody challenge. Nearly 15 minutes to explain 'bathroom tiles', I nearly gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# you've never shopped in lidl, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Only once.
I'm still in therapy for that.

*shudders with the recollection*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# i only shop there
because it's within walking distance, the lentils are cheaper than at the fruit shop and i can get 2 loaves of kingsmill seeds and oats for £2 instead of £3.38
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I must admit, they do stock a decent brand of apple sauce.
However, Aldi, which is closer, also do it, hence little need for repeat visits.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# aldi used to do a great chocolate ice cream
square black tub, one litre, chocolate chips were massive! don't know if they still sell it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# mmmmmm.....
The Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream with big lumps of chocolate brownie in it that Messrs Waite & Rose used to purvey was beyond lovely, also.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# had some mint choc chip today
suffering from trapped wind, so i decided to use it as a kill or cure treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# or rather
nearly gave up got the decorators to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Should have asked for płytki łazienkowe
edit: pytki azienkowe, oh dear html fail
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Hang on a minute -
That's Grout, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Now now, don't get excited
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# \o/
Excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# this is what i was thinking
as soon as grout was mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I make a point, I think others should too.
If a shop employs someone who can't speak enough of the native language to make rudementary verbal exchange, you should just vote with your feet and walk out.

THe same if they won't open enough checkouts at a supermarket, basket on the floor, leave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Yep. I like that approach.
and have employed it for different reasons at M&S in Camden.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Oh,I see your basket and I raise you a completely full trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
# i see your trolley
and raise you a large wheely-flatbed-type thing with several pieces of self-assembly furniture on it.
ikea can be useless fuckers sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Depending on the nature of the advert I suspect the 'aim hard wkr person' may be a piss take
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I say lol in real life!!!
But only in irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I have a friend that says lol in real life.
It's a huge stretch of my friendship that I still talk to them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:06, archived)
# i've said lol in real life
because i knew a bloke called laurence who liked to be called lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Was he in The Cure?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
# no
he was a big fat pie-faced fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10117024
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)