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# i'm just waiting to hear
that some remote tribe has eaten him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:11, archived)
# He never actually visits remote tribes...
...he just goes down to Epping forest with some homeless that he's payed to black up and prance about in loincloths...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# he's got a loincloth fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# He's got the best job in the world...
...pricking about in a forest making dens. He never got past being eight.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i made a den
with my throwover last week.
i'm 35 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I make dens with my daughter...
"COME OVER HERE AND PLAY IN DADDY'S DEN WHAT HE'S MADE FOR YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i've got no kids
but i still make dens, i've got 2 water pistols, i watch cartoons, i like trees if they look easily climbable, i ALWAYS want conkers in the autumn and marbles fill me with glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Marbles fill you?
Kinky. How far can you shoot them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# strangely, i've never measured
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)