Tesco asked Superman to leave one of its stores because they thought he was wearing pyjamas./notsotrufax
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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And he nearly got arrested when standing on a government buildingbecause the police thought he was from "Fathers 4 Justice".
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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I still can't work out how he got lois lane up the duff in the last film.Surely he would have blown her cunt out of her back when he splurged. Maybe he wanked in a cup and spat it up her! one option.
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Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout. Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head."
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Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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