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# there once was a nomad whose hut
was made out of Big Daddy's gut
his friends said 'cor blimey,'
'this interior's slimy'
and since then he's lived in a nut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:17, archived)
# There was a young actress from Crewe
Who remarked, as the Vicar withdrew
That, "The Bishop is quicker and slicker
And thicker
And two inches longer than you"
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# There once was a hooker from Crewe
who filled her vagina with glue
she said with a grin,
if they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out again too.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# There was a young girl from Devizes
Whose breasts were of two different sizes
One was quite small
And did nothing at all
The other was HUGE and won prizes
(Carlosfandango, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)