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# you can if you want
but if she's asking you to fix stuff, she's just using you and you won't get any. if, on the other hand, you've offered to help, you're in with a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Cynical
maybe she's trying to lure him closer with manly tasks.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
lure him closer get stuff done for free
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Lure him
like the shy little animal that he is.
This doesn't quite hold up to scrutiny, does it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# trust me, i know what i'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Learned the first point the hard way.
It just so happens I have 1 1/2 junk heap bikes cluttering up under my house, which wouldn't cost me that much (it would cost me my spare set of pedals and maybe a chain) to convert that into 1/2 a junk heap bike and I happen to know this chick that want's a bike for as little as possible...It at least solves a storage problem. Unfortunately I think my chances of porking her are rather small.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# You could do it out of the kindness of your heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I have done many things out of the kindness of my heart.
It's about time I stopped, it only brings more requests.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# it's not the size it's the method
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# well
as long as you're resigned to not getting to boink her, i suppose you could. just make sure you don't let her take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# If I don't pork her, and she does take the piss, I'll just offer to adjust the brakes.
Out of the kindness of my heart, of course.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Tell her to bring the bike round to your house
lock her in the cellar!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:25, archived)
# bike is already in my cellar, quite close to the so called fritzel room.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
# You lock up bikes in your cellar?
Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)