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[challenge entry] More bloody hollywood remakes!


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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:00, archived)
# is he digging his own?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Sacked by his agent
but it seems Hollywood is protecting one of its own, so he may yet be back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# We need to do our thing
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post786160
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Mel Gibson's ace.
Payback is a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# This is true
he's also a complete raving lunatic who needs serious help
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# nah that's just a front for publicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# funny how he keeps going for roles
where he becomes unstable and violent

Is it really acting when you're just being yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Ask Jack Nicholson, Sean Connery, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, et al.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Point Blank with Lee Marvin
is a far better film, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Deffo-lutley
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I think they should remake The Untouchables
With, perhaps, Ewan McGregor, Rich Hall, Robert Downey Jnr, and Jude Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I can actually envision
Rich hall in the Connery role
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)
# If one more film gets remade
I'm going to Hollywood with a special gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# And The Godfather.
They could have Ice Cube as the Godfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)
# nnnnnnnneeeeaaarrrgh!!!
*head explodes*

Pretty soon they'll be making the remake the same time as the original, in order to save money.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# And The Shawshank Redemption
featuring Jude Law and Chris Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha good god
Raging Bull, with Rob Schneider & Joe Pasquale
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Ooo! Casino
With Paris Hilton and that kid from the Twilight film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Buizarrely I think Paris Hilton would work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Like this one?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1334512/
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# indeed...
dear god.. another reason to consider Russell Brand a CUNT of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Problem is, all Hollywood cares about now is the opening weekend.

Most of the low-mid budget films (like all the slasher remakes) make their money back in the first weekend, so there's no risk.

I'm astonished INCEPTION managed to get a green light, as there's no pre-sold audience for it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I can't wait to see that.
Rik Mayall is sooooo old now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I have found that it does get very worse
I am hoping that this is not true!

http://themovieblog.com/2010/05/russell-brand-to-star-in-remake-of-labyrinth/



(chemicals1234, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# are they remaking this
with Jeremy as the lead? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Didn't he have to give a public apology for one of his drunken anti-semitic rants?
"I'm sorry for what I said, i'm sorry for your dirty stinking Jew ways..." etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)
# what's he done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Drunken rant at his ex
Not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)
# that's not Mel Gibson
that's Saddam Hussain (or maybe George Bluth Snr)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I'm so glad that Dad is finally appreciating me for my talents."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I've only recently watched Arrested Development
Insta-fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Me too.
"I, too, am a never-nude!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha
didja know that Portia De Rossi (Lyndsey Bluth) is in fact, the wife of Ellen Degeneres?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Yes - bit of a shame that
I'd prefer Penelope Cruz. Or maybe ... Natalie Portman, or similar. Or all three would be fine, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I'll send them over when I'm finished with them ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Mmmm ... spunky paper.
No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# don't forget 'rusty staples'
which frankly sounds like a perverted country and western singer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# The Jockanese erected a statue
at the Wallace Monument near Stirling. It's about 4 feet high and looks like a very ugly and angry (probably drunk) Mel Gibson. It's a disgusting sell-out on the part of the Colonials, for which they must suffer national embarrassment.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I beilieve Stirling council didn't so much choose to erect it
as get given it by a rather weird carver-of-gravestones, and they display it because they don't want to hurt his feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)