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# ha ha ha love it!
TJ : Riddle me this, riddle me that, whats that smell? oh god thats awful u tw... hey everyone

What kind of pie can fly?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# A magpie
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# YOU WON THE INTERNET!
congratulations

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# A blackboard
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# nope
someone mining chalk
ok ok ok u got it...

Whats black when its new, red when its used and grey when you throw it away?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# a tampax?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Where do you get black tampax from?
And why are they grey when they're thrown away? Do you keep them until they're furry with mould?

Actually, I don't want to know, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# no
no you don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# oh what a lovely mental picture
*sicks up abit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Coal
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# umm
and this is the bit where i get you to do my maths homework...
lol oh its such an easy trick :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# my wife's tits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# lol

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# michael jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# close
but that was got whiter as it got older :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)