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# *fuckin as it to your woo pic*
Hey, fans - I just took another step on my irrefutable, hurtling journey to death via middle age - I wandered into a room going 'Pom pom pom pom papom pom papom.'

I know it's Darth Vader's tune, but still - rather surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Looking for your pipe and slippers were you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# that's nothing
i just sang soupy george in my shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Don't worry....
I misplaced my slippers a few evenings back and spent 15 minutes looking for them, When I found them I was happy, at which point I realised I have become OLD....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
you are NEVER too old to storm a bouncy castle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# sadly I'm no longer allowed on bouncy castles
after the "INDCIDENT"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# i'm intrigued
tell me of this "the incident!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ........ I once espied a bouncy castle and full of innocent glee ran at it full tilt, leaping salmon like to crash down on it's rubbery bouncy wobbly "forecourt" bit (it was a castle with a courtyard type thing going on...)
I had failed to notice the 5 year old sat on same step-forecourt bit putting his trainers on. I futhermore failed to notice him fly 6 feet through the air starfish-like before landing on his suprised little face in the grass. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# this raises more questions than it answers!
EDIT: this makes more sense. it also makes me giggle like an insensitive twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ooo, my ride is on the way!
time to go, see you all on monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)