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[challenge entry] BANG !!!
And the jobs done

From the Pope Merchandise challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(daio, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# This is good news

Since I only buy products which are tested on nuns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Do you make a habit of it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Priest tell me that was a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Watch it, you're going to make people cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# You will be pleased to hear
that the new penis extender I have invented is currently going through the nun-testing phase.

Results, so far, are mixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Papal cuckoo clocks will be a best seller
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Quite Clearly
... the face of a man filling his nappy
(daio, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Pontifs:
Try to avoid wearing hats that are 5 times the size of your head. They look silly.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)