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(Testicles just for you, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:34, archived)
# 911?
Ooooh, you must be American. Erm, Howdy, pardner! (That's how Americans talk, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:49, archived)
# They are all "cilantro" and "eggplant" and "have a nice day" and that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# "You doity bum!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# "Gee Whizz!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:02, archived)
# "Does this fanny-pack clash with these pants?"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# "Yessirreee"
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Where I lived there was a shop called 'Fanny Wrappers.'
Snigger.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:05, archived)
# what did they sell?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:10, archived)
# vaginas
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:26, archived)
# are the vaginas wrapped
or are things wrapped in the vaginas?

The canteen in a place I used to work often had "veg in a wrap" on the menu, but lack of space on the board combined with poor handwriting produced the inevitable result.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Dunno. I was too embarrassed to go in. Not too embarrassed to take a photo outside tho.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Holy mackerel, kid!
I could care less.
Gee, sure, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, archived)
# *grinds teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, archived)
# they call dentists 'orthodontists'
but they call optometrists 'eye doctors'

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

(NB - any American's lurking are welcome to join in and bust our limey asses)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:13, archived)
# They won't join in cuz they're yeller.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Do they really call dentists "ortodontists?"
Orthodontists concern themselves with straightening teeth that don't meet in the middle, usually with braces. Dentists are the ones that deal with tooth decay, fillings, crown, extractions and so on. Mixing the two up would be JUST PLAIN WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# they are all failed surgeons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, archived)
# John Paul II has been dead for a while and isn't Pope any more.
did no one notice?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
# JP II Pope of herts 4 eva
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# wiv jade an da angles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:05, archived)
# that's why they created this poster campaign silly
although in reality instead of calling 911, they get the firelighters out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:03, archived)
# it would be 112 for europe!
unless the pope was in the uk. ;)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# and ask for POPESQUAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)