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# I tried making my own honey and spent all week last week licking flowers and spitting into a jar
The wife refuses to eat it. Says, 'it's not the same, you filthy cunt'.

Fussy cow.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I dunno. I think your wife's pretty open-minded to be honest.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
# If she let you do that thing to her that we spoke about last month, I agree
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:15, archived)
# You're supposed to snort up the pollen . . . then blow your nose !
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *forehead palms*
Oh lord, I have been stupid
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I don't blame her.....
Aren't you meant to put the flowers inbetween your legs and keep it there till you get home, and then scrape it off into wax cartons or something...
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I believe that's how vegemite is made
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I don't believe vegemite tastes that good..!
Are you from down under?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Absolutely not
Marmite all the way! Vegemite is like Marmite that hasn't been well.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Haha.... I'v never had vegemite......
And have marmite about once every ten years or so......
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# HAHA
did it have a froffy head?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)