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# I was stung by a bee the other day...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Happy bee wants his hunnee back...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# he can have it for 51 quid
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Toot Sweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I tried making my own honey and spent all week last week licking flowers and spitting into a jar
The wife refuses to eat it. Says, "it's not the same, you filthy cunt".

Fussy cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I dunno. I think your wife's pretty open-minded to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
# If she let you do that thing to her that we spoke about last month, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:15, archived)
# You're supposed to snort up the pollen . . . then blow your nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *forehead palms*
Oh lord, I have been stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I don't blame her.....
Aren't you meant to put the flowers inbetween your legs and keep it there till you get home, and then scrape it off into wax cartons or something...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I believe that's how vegemite is made
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I don't believe vegemite tastes that good..!
Are you from down under?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Absolutely not
Marmite all the way! Vegemite is like Marmite that hasn't been well.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Haha.... I'v never had vegemite......
And have marmite about once every ten years or so......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# HAHA
did it have a froffy head?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I've seen this honey in the supermarket which costs like £15 or something
and it sells out really fast. What the fuck? It's supposed to have magic powers or some shit. Also I like your art.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Is that the bee Queen's fanny batter?
I think they call it royal jelly. But it's just fat bees' minge dew.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Is it Manuka?
That's an Aussie honey. It's usually really expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Honey is good for some stuff. It's naturally anti-bacterial and all that shit.
Good for spreading on cuts if you're out of savlon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha...tell tale sign
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)