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# THESE ARE NOT THE DRAGONS I WANTED!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# You wanted beard stroking man!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# i wanted proper dragons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# You could invent milk.....
for getting chili out of your eye!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# people already know that one
plus, i invented a real thing ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# What did you invent?
I had an idea to invent a new sort of spirit level....
Checked out all the large DIY stores to see if anything similar was in stock..... it wasn't!
Then spotted something virtually the same in the pound shop!!
My idea was so crap that none of the trade shops would sell it and it was being given away in pound shops!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# my invention is a spider ladder
but i'm not giving you exact details
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# If it's made out of coloured plastic or cloth
and hangs over the edge of the bath ....
It's been done.....
Plus health and safety these days.... you'd have to make sure you sold it with little high visability jackets for the spiders to wear when climbing the ladder..... or the shops would never be aloud to sell it!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# fuck!
it was for getting them out of the bath. i was put off the idea by friends telling me that if people are scared of spiders, they'd rather know where the spider is and wouldn't want it escaping from the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Haha .. I agree....
I'm scared of spiders and I want it in the bath where I can catch it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# i invented something else
but i was pissed and i can't remember what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA........
The same happens to me with funny ideas for photoshops!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# it was brilliant, i know that much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# They do go the way of the wind....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# proper dragons aren't a viable product in this marketplace
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# i don't care
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)