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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DRAGON'S DEN


Dragons Den is back on our boxes - only last week some crank got 100K for attaching a pencil sharpener to a golf pitch fork. This challenge is to 'shop other shit inventions with which to impress the Dragons.

Challenge suggested by Tug and voted for by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Soooo,
shit inventions? Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll make something new in a minute...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:39, archived)
# haha!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# *sends*
Your tent may go down as well as up. No animals were harmed in the making of this product, except for the cat. All models over 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# *wates eagerly*
it was a very good pitch, mind. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# What's to stop me opening a shop just down the road.....
And selling my own cat tents ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Go right ahead.
I'll take ten percent of the gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I think you need to PAWS for a minite!!
And think about how much you're giving away
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# The devil is in the detail.
In this case, in the sub clawses.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# the other dragons have yet
to make their felines known.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# guessing he's already applied to block it.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I'll need to see his patent!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# heheh
I like the smallprint
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I've got this great product idea!
It's basically to be sold when Pope Benedict comes ove- oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# THESE ARE NOT THE DRAGONS I WANTED!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# You wanted beard stroking man!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# i wanted proper dragons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# You could invent milk.....
for getting chili out of your eye!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# people already know that one
plus, i invented a real thing ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# What did you invent?
I had an idea to invent a new sort of spirit level....
Checked out all the large DIY stores to see if anything similar was in stock..... it wasn't!
Then spotted something virtually the same in the pound shop!!
My idea was so crap that none of the trade shops would sell it and it was being given away in pound shops!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# my invention is a spider ladder
but i'm not giving you exact details
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# If it's made out of coloured plastic or cloth
and hangs over the edge of the bath ....
It's been done.....
Plus health and safety these days.... you'd have to make sure you sold it with little high visability jackets for the spiders to wear when climbing the ladder..... or the shops would never be aloud to sell it!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# fuck!
it was for getting them out of the bath. i was put off the idea by friends telling me that if people are scared of spiders, they'd rather know where the spider is and wouldn't want it escaping from the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Haha .. I agree....
I'm scared of spiders and I want it in the bath where I can catch it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# i invented something else
but i was pissed and i can't remember what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA........
The same happens to me with funny ideas for photoshops!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# it was brilliant, i know that much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# They do go the way of the wind....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# proper dragons aren't a viable product in this marketplace
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# i don't care
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Am I the first to declare myself in!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# i didn't feel you going in....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# pfft.
and fnarr...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I'm not that surprised....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I'm not sure this idea
justifies my investment. We're talking about my children's inheritance here...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh FFS!
So what do I win?



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Photos of a completed one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Everything
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Thanks :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Thanks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I'm sure Brian Blessed will want one of these
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# No hulk Hogan !!!
No way am i buying one of these, celing cat or no ceiling cat. pah!
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# TJ: I just joined Twitter.
Somebody give me some interesting and/or funny people to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Stephen Fry!
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Peter Serafinowicz had some suggestions here:
www.b3ta.com/interview/peterserafinowicz/
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Aah yes! I knew I'd seen some good ones somewhere but I'd forgotten where.
Thanks :).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# you're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# you should follow
some self-important twonk who thinks people give a shit about them.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Everyone on Twitter then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Scratch that.
Everyone on the internet then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# I've been doing it for a couple of weeks
It's an Edinburgh festival circlejerk to be honest. But Danny De Vito likes to share photos of his foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Well isn't that nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# OK, but only because I fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# average batman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I think this compo is good
some people will never be happy, also some people jump on the bandwagon. Rathen shutup and go back to talk :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I have no TV
this is meaningless to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# it's just useless inventions,
re-packaged for us TV-watching masses.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Righty-ho!
Many thanks.

[edit to all the below as well]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# make a shit invention
Dragons den is a program where industry tycoons possibly buy your product and rip you off while their at it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
perfect description!
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Apostrophes are cunts aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)