You could rather imagine her glaring at you through the proceedings before
barking the order to 'spray it across my business powertits you pennyless fuck-weasel' and then punching you really hard in the face if you missed!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:35,
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In a Nazi General voice.
/autospluff
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36,
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You seem to know my thoughts too well!!
Not to mention the pain she could inflict with those heels!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:40,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking hell, i've just sprayed red wine everywhere.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:45,
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...wine... yeah
;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49,
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i'm like jesus
i can turn spunk into wine.
ladies love it.
however after producing a bottle i'm really knackered.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:16,
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