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Inflatable Dragon: Practice your pitch, or simply knock the fuck out of a Dragon
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23,
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not enough realistic holes
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23,
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or jump on the inflatable bitch and hump her like a chihuahua
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24,
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i wouldn't touch her with yours
if that is you had one.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:43,
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it was merely a suggestion
personally, i'd like to put a hammer through her face
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47,
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.....does it...err...feature any...ummm...how shall we say.....orifices?
edit: glad to see we all had the same idea!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24,
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fuck no
you must go to confession
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:28,
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She is rather apealingly stern and strict looking...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:29,
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You could rather imagine her glaring at you through the proceedings before
barking the order to "spray it across my business powertits you pennyless fuck-weasel" and then punching you really hard in the face if you missed!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:35,
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In a Nazi General voice.
/autospluff
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36,
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You seem to know my thoughts too well!!
Not to mention the pain she could inflict with those heels!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:40,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking hell, i've just sprayed red wine everywhere.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:45,
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...wine... yeah
;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49,
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i'm like jesus
i can turn spunk into wine.
ladies love it.
however after producing a bottle i'm really knackered.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:16,
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Oww....
Multi speed?!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:26,
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Every workplace should have one.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:30,
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CAN I FUCK IT?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:31,
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well, if you guys really want to,
you could try sticking your cock into the blow up hole which is located on the base of the product.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:32,
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Cor, so it does blowjobs too.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:34,
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hahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36,
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I was hoping for something a little smaller.
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butchsuede Absit invidia,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:38,
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I presume it has
a 'wipe clean' surface.
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enceladus,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:33,
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It even comes with a free cloth just for the job...
In front of the box....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36,
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jesus christ you lot, STOP!
the cloth is for if you sweat during a pitch or a punch with my product
NOT AFTER FUCKING IT!!!!
;)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:41,
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Hahaha.....
It's just a great product.....
And I'd declare myself in...!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:46,
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WIN!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47,
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ha ha ha ha :D
You created the market for it....
I feel you're going to have to "re-target" your product.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:51,
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I bet this invests in more than the real deborah meaden
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Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot...,
Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49,
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