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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I find that hard to believe
we all know she's tight.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:46, archived)
# not any more...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# they all have EXTREMELY small penises
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# That would explain how they can carry all that money about
without them ever being pickpocketed
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I'm never going to live this down but
I actually would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I love the way her big claim to fame is the 'success' of brean leisure park
a place which would make your local gypsy carnival seem like a weekend in Monte Carlo

EDIT: www.brean.com/

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Didn't she do those ride-in-a-Ferrari giftbox things
which subsequently went bust?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# No, that was Rachel Elnaugh
She used to be on 'the den'
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# that used to crack me up - taking entrepreneurial advice from a failed business woman
I'd love to go on there just so I could listen to everyone else and then when it came to her turn, say "yeah, yeah, 2 sugars luv - got any biccies?"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# ow! my fucking eyes!
could she make it look any cheaper?
It's like staying at Asda for a week.
fucking pikies.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# BUT THE GRUMBLEWEEDS ARE PLAYING THERE!
mind you - it's no Trecco Bay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Racing pigs and donkeys.
'As seen on GMTV with Keith Chegwin.'

What more could you possibly want?
(Meagrom, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# the Grumbleweeds
burnt at the stake
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I feel wretched and ashamed that the Grumbleweeds have never entered my life.
(Meagrom, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I misread that as "entered my wife"
on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# She wishes!
That I would marry her.
(Meagrom, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
birmingham-on-sea

edit: actually, the "on-sea" might be pushing it a bit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I take it all back-
they have a Wimpy on-site. Bender Burger anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# a Wimpy!
*specials*

it's sounding more and more like a magical motorway service station by the second!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Ye gods
"Most of our accommodation has double glazing and central heating"
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# theyve all got microwaves though, so you wont starve
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Mmmmm sticky potato pistols
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
that'd be like our Haven caraven then

Plastic windows, one tiny heater and exposed to the east coast wind - I had to sleep with my coat on
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# and...
"Harlum Nights - Britain's premier Soul and Motown Show, these 3 talented vocalists will play all those classics and always fill the dancefloor!"

where the fuck is Harlum? is it like Harlem for Brummies?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Mmmmm, Brean..
More caravans than all the travellers sites in the entire country, but far less class
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Fuck me that's nasty, poor Cheggers
Noone should have to suffer like that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# what a great holiday destination
reminds me v much of Fr Ted in the caravan www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390
(poocheim No al calcio moderno, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# heh.
simple, yet effective
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)