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[challenge entry] I'd buy that for a dollar!

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(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Ay....Ay...Ay, un gato malodoro!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# No me gusta!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Epic and wonderful!
This should happen in real life!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Apostrophe FAIL on the fifth word of the first frame.
I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Sorry?
Which one is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:17, archived)
# That underhand bit of ninja editing sets the alarm bells ringing,
and the post I'm responding to (which will no doubt be ninja-edited) ends with a question mark instead of a full stop.

So I'm still out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Fair enough.
I shall carry this apos-trophy elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Well, I like the product, and we all enjoyed your presentation, and I wish you the very best of luck.
*smugs like a cunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:29, archived)
# *descends staircase*
*flicks Evan Davis' massive ears for five minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# But nobody goes home empty-hearted.
Here's Silver Bullet's '20 Seconds To Comply', with guest vocals from ED-209, from 1990-ish.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw9GNz-EYP8

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Proper tune
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Indeed.
Just thinking of this made me make a slightly sideways leap to the Ragga Twins, whose Peel Sessions remain unpublished. Bah.
But any proto-jungle is always fun, if expensive to collect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Just been given a copy of "Black Meaning Good" by Rebel MC etc
classic, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Aw, fuck yeah.
Tribal Base (if it's on that LP) is an unjustly half-forgotten wonder. And it was a sodding top 10 hit!
I think it spent a few years in intellectual property wrangles. Until it became a museum piece, only of interest to people who like music.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Ta
*flicks ears quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Step 1: cut a hole in the base of a pizza box
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:17, archived)
# "Your PizzaTime Pizza is here Mr. Freebase"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:19, archived)
# OPEN OTHER END
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# I know how it ends.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)