Quick and dirty. Why, it's the cock sucking machine.

It’d be a simple pitch on Dragons’ Den.
I wouldn’t have to talk about finances or anything, just say the name of it and they’d all say “I’m in”.
Apart from that moody woman.
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Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:01,
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"The Finsbury Gurgle"
Ace!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:04,
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Arf!
Edit: If this was real, I doubt I'd ever leave the house ever again. (Unless they did a portable version)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:05,
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I'm pretty sure that I've been on the receiving end of an "Indifferent chomp"
woo
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06,
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the irate gnaw
oh yes.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:13,
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Isn't that the hoover off Tellytubbies?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:06,
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haha
it so is
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:12,
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Mrs P would love it!
haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:14,
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I'd be keeping the neighbours awake all night with this baby
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:46,
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hehe
and the constant fuel tanker deliveries would be annoying too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:00,
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I imagine
it to sound like a cross between a dentist's drill and Ivor the Engine.
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Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:03,
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