This breaks my heartSomeone write a light-hearted limerick about it to cheer me up.
edit: Excellent, everything has been suitably trivialised, thanks to you all.
(edit: Excellent, everything has been suitably trivialised, thanks to you all.
zoldergoose,
Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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There once was a cowboy from PrestonWho thought he was in a real Western
He stood on his horse
People said "That is coarse!"
But the cowboy said "Meh. He's just restin'."
(He stood on his horse
People said "That is coarse!"
But the cowboy said "Meh. He's just restin'."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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There once was a cowboy called Dace
Who trod on his poor horse's face.
Didn't want to do it
But everyone knew it
Showed the wee bastard its place.
(Who trod on his poor horse's face.
Didn't want to do it
But everyone knew it
Showed the wee bastard its place.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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There was a young cowboy named z0mb13e
Who shagged his horse till 10.30
It fell on its side
He trod on its eye
And now he's looking for Jeremy
o_O
(Who shagged his horse till 10.30
It fell on its side
He trod on its eye
And now he's looking for Jeremy
o_O
doog Don't read this.,
Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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There once was a fine-looking horseWhose owner just showed no remorse
When asked (in the first place)
"Do you step on its face?"
He just shrugged and said simply "Of course"
(When asked (in the first place)
"Do you step on its face?"
He just shrugged and said simply "Of course"
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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Don't be sad...Horsey likes it. Its the whole sub/dom thing...
Liking the limericks - can't write em for toffee me...
(Liking the limericks - can't write em for toffee me...
z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet,
Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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