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# NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
All limericks are supposed to start with 'There was a' or 'There once was a'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# There once was a homo called zeltergiset
Who who'd perform sexual favours for a cigarette
And then he got AIDS
the end.

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# There once was a doctor called 2 Can Chunder
But he failed the willy doctor exams
And so can't spend all day touching diseased willies
As he would like to
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I have to do woman stuff exams in a month. I hate woman stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Why you gotta do the exams then, chump?
Do doctors not do woman stuff exams to become woman stuff doctors?

Medicine is confusing and difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I am a GP. Therefore unlike hospital specialists I can't say to my patients 'I only do willies', I have to pretend to know about everything.
These exams are somewhat self inflicted but necessary if I want to work in a good practice.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Oh man when you're in your good practice you should hang a sign up in your office that says "I only do willies"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Yes, I will do that, and on my door it will just say 'willy doctor'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Change your name to William
then the sign can be Doctor Willy: Willy Doctor.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)