This is clearly normal behaviour.To just think that one day, some kids wake me up shoutily and play a recording of me speaking to me is enough to justify ripping anyone's face up*.
*hasn't been sleeping much these past night because of kids having a party in the street
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:45,
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Ha!The poor bugger did lose an eye, though. I suggested to a couple of parents that it might not be prudent to let their kids play noisily underneath it for the above reason. Nowadays, I'd half-expect a punch in the chops for my troubles, but they were genuinely amazed by the owl. The ulterior motive was that I didn't want them scaring the bugger off...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:57,
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