PshtThe photocopier was sucked up in the Pacific by a water spout and carried for hundreds of miles before being dropped into the St. Lawrence river, bobbing along for a few days before washing up on the bank. Didn't you read about it in the news?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:09,
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Yes, of course!The Sun nicknamed her "Dorothy"!
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RedHouse over yonder,
Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:27,
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