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[challenge entry] Hello thar b3ta
All proceeds from this limerick go towards preventing rhyme-and-meter crime in YOUR neighbourhood.

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(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I hate to burst your bubble there, but that's a Xerox printer.
Lovely collection of words, however :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Haha
You spotted the deliberate mistake! You win the mystery prize....

It's a broken photocopier Xerox printer!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:55, archived)
# And Ottawa is a looong way inland (the Ottawa River is a tributary of the St. Lawrence)
But a click for making one line from a single word, and ignoring rhyme scheme and meter. Your namesake would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Psht
The photocopier was sucked up in the Pacific by a water spout and carried for hundreds of miles before being dropped into the St. Lawrence river, bobbing along for a few days before washing up on the bank. Didn't you read about it in the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Yes, of course!
The Sun nicknamed her "Dorothy"!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 3:27, archived)
# That's rubbish. It doesn't even scan.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Well of course it doesn't, it's been in the sea for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)