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# last one


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# no. it rolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I think the worm pushed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# that was my next guess
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# seems like a conspiracy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# no, of course not!
*hides camera and blueprints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe the tree is, in fact, an Ent,
which dropped one apple then moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# this is a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# apple penis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# ^ This
(herman:D, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Is she half bee/half inquisitive girl?
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# why does everyone think its a girl ;(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# haha
I noticed this before.

He needs to grow a tache
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Because she has girly hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# no way.
thats a cool boy hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# no way
I'm sorry Dave. I just can't let you believe that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Erm, her hips are big innit...
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# "hips dont lie"
It's all gone pear-shaped
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 7:44, archived)
# because she's got flicky girl hair
and is wearing a swimming costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# NO COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)
# its tucked in.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# The delicate hand-to-face show of mild shock or pleasant surprise.
Smacks of sexism I know. But I hid all the talky posts in the previous thread to make your falling turd work. It's a great addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I'm sorry for my image above.
Yours is lovely, and in retrospect, I should perhaps have waited for something else before posting mine there. I have given you a click in compensation.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# haha, how considerated.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha I love this concept.
If there's a fluff post at the top of /board and you're going to post some dog scat, make sure there's a transitioning image between them.
So what would the ideal transitioning image have been in this case?

(maybe a dog eating an apple?)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I dunno
but I guess anything with traditional magenta usage might have been ok!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)
# a dragon
always a dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Are dog-apples considered a suitable medium
for extinguishing dragon fire?

Or are dragons just a suitable distraction from dog scat?
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# dragons are a suitable distraction from ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I pity the fool who shits on my dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# dragons are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Thinking about this further...
...would it have been better to rotate the image 180 degrees, thus changing the aim of the scat and leaving this though process in the hands of the next poster on the board? They would then have to decide whether they wanted scat aimed at their picture above, or whether the speed and trajectory meant that some sort of self-scatination was likely from the dog scat post.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# theres shit everywhere now.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# its lost its sock
and has fallen on its head
poor apple
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# oh no!
it was all happy before that happened
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)