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[challenge entry] woof

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(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Those golden retrievers, coming over here and stealing our bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:08, archived)
# dogs get all the biatchs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I clicked
'cause I like redheaded bitches in pink tube tops!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# yeah, but
ahh,nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:32, archived)
# SEXY SEXY DOG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
# BLLLOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Horny gay dog cant get fuck, so he mastrubate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
# oh dear, i do NOTapprove of the thing which inspired this comment :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:34, archived)
# dogs doing sex
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK1v23PC1Kk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)
# what!
I always like a bit of a snack afterward too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:42, archived)
# I will never tire of this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Is it too late to ask again about removal of an uploaded image?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot about that and I'm not a mod today
cr3 is still your best bet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:50, archived)
# K
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:51, archived)
# and since you make him moist, he will be willing to help out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJF4nKjIYWI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJnOWBn5DiU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:26, archived)
# i read the book
EDIT:
tvcarnage videos have a surprisingly low view count
I like this one with Wolverine at 9 seconds in www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0WTA5WunU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:55, archived)
# I'd prefer to have a fixed DELETE button
but I'll settle for bribery with moisture
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:18, archived)
# Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I have to say I won't either
I don't know why. There's something deeply resonant about it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I made my wife watch it. I promised her they wouldn't fuck for long then they'd stop. I don't know why that would be a reason to watch it, but whatever, I'm very persuasive I guess.
She turned away in disgust and said "why would you make me watch that?" and then a little later, "is that what you do all day?"
I'm still laughing as I type this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:02, archived)
# hahaha
THE FUNNY PART IS THAT IT ACTUALLY IS WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:09, archived)
#
www.vukutu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Allen-Katie-Autumnal-Arboretum.jpg
4.bp.blogspot.com/_hxOg10G-uyo/TAsblh8ITTI/AAAAAAAABro/R4wLoNY_WTY/s1600/katie+allen.jpg

Well I pointed out that the clip is only 19 seconds long, but she immediately came back with, "yeah but how many times have you watched it?"
She's got me there really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:14, archived)
# nice arts!
the correct reply would have been "I have watched 1,398,783 spins".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:20, archived)