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[challenge entry] Tales of the expected

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(Fellmeister, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# roald dahl
is sinister and wrote dark fairytales.

he also lived in a house in my village when he was young.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i'm just impressed
by any man whou can write both children's stories and a James Bond movie
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Except Ian Fleming
fuck you, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
your a cunt and we hate you..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# We must've missed that
version over here :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# That's what I was going to say...
Well, Ian Fleming... not the rest of the stuff
you rude boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# why not Ian fleming?
/confuzzled
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I don't like his stuff, personally.
I'd call it sexist, racist, outdated clap-trap.. and that's on a good day..

but yay for Roald Dahl, anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)
# I love Roald Dahl stuff!
He was quite clearly a loon, but the best usually are..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)