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# this is not worth it's own thread since it is a 'real scan' of something no office should be without
I was at a government office today, and found this nice two-sided checklist.
I just wonder how many of these questions would be answered honestly:
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(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha!
*clix*

(in a raspy, guttural, familiar, nasal, slurred cracking voice, with animal and factory machinery noises in the background)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Yes, I did place the bomb.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:10, archived)
# We get signal. What!
EXACT WORDING...
How are you Gentlemen !!
...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Background noise: Woman moaning in pleasure.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Erm, not sure which question to ask next
"What will cause it to explode?"
or "What is your address?"
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28, archived)
# How about:
"Why are you listening to a recording of a woman moaning in pleasure? Are you sure it's not your missus moaning because you forgot to take the rubbish out again?"
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)
# hahaha! (again)
Just noticed 'crockery' in the 'background sounds' section.

Unconfined mirth, to the annoyance of people nearby.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:30, archived)
# 'Unconfined mirth...'
Is that like a posh way of saying ROFLMAO?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Yes.
But I'm a snooty cunt unwilling to sink to that level just yet. It's bad enough having to put in emoticons for illiterate tossers!??!?!!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!?!
Narmean?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I seem to be writing sadface these days rather than : (, I'm not sure which is worse
it works well in caps

TONGUEOUTFACE
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:01, archived)
# DRUNKANDGAZINGLISTLESSLYOVERRIMOFSPECTACLESWITHANONCOMMITALSENSEOFMILDDISAPPOVALANDCONSIDERINGGOINGBACKTOTHENEWSPAPERRATHERTHANRESPONDING
Emoticons are a bit limiting, really
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22, archived)
#
There's not a lot of space for the threat wording. And how is "Long Distance" a background noise?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22, archived)
# holy shit
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:24, archived)
# I love number 4 on the list.
It reminds of me the minefield scene in Kelly's Heroes.

"Hey, heyheyhey! Hey I found one!"
"What kind is it?"
"The kind that blows up!"
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:50, archived)