
I was at a government office today, and found this nice two-sided checklist.
I just wonder how many of these questions would be answered honestly:
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:03,
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I just wonder how many of these questions would be answered honestly:



*clix*
(in a raspy, guttural, familiar, nasal, slurred cracking voice, with animal and factory machinery noises in the background)
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:08,
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(in a raspy, guttural, familiar, nasal, slurred cracking voice, with animal and factory machinery noises in the background)

EXACT WORDING...
How are you Gentlemen !!
...
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:16,
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How are you Gentlemen !!
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"What will cause it to explode?"
or "What is your address?"
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28,
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or "What is your address?"

"Why are you listening to a recording of a woman moaning in pleasure? Are you sure it's not your missus moaning because you forgot to take the rubbish out again?"
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:00,
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Just noticed 'crockery' in the 'background sounds' section.
Unconfined mirth, to the annoyance of people nearby.
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:30,
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Unconfined mirth, to the annoyance of people nearby.

Is that like a posh way of saying ROFLMAO?
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:32,
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But I'm a snooty cunt unwilling to sink to that level just yet. It's bad enough having to put in emoticons for illiterate tossers!??!?!!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!?!
Narmean?
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:44,
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Narmean?

it works well in caps
TONGUEOUTFACE
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:01,
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TONGUEOUTFACE

Emoticons are a bit limiting, really
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Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22,
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