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# this is not worth it's own thread since it is a 'real scan' of something no office should be without
I was at a government office today, and found this nice two-sided checklist.
I just wonder how many of these questions would be answered honestly:
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha!
*clix*

(in a raspy, guttural, familiar, nasal, slurred cracking voice, with animal and factory machinery noises in the background)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Yes, I did place the bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:10, archived)
# We get signal. What!
EXACT WORDING...
How are you Gentlemen !!
...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Background noise: Woman moaning in pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Erm, not sure which question to ask next
"What will cause it to explode?"
or "What is your address?"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28, archived)
# How about:
"Why are you listening to a recording of a woman moaning in pleasure? Are you sure it's not your missus moaning because you forgot to take the rubbish out again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)
# hahaha! (again)
Just noticed 'crockery' in the 'background sounds' section.

Unconfined mirth, to the annoyance of people nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:30, archived)
# 'Unconfined mirth...'
Is that like a posh way of saying ROFLMAO?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Yes.
But I'm a snooty cunt unwilling to sink to that level just yet. It's bad enough having to put in emoticons for illiterate tossers!??!?!!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!?!
Narmean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I seem to be writing sadface these days rather than : (, I'm not sure which is worse
it works well in caps

TONGUEOUTFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:01, archived)
# DRUNKANDGAZINGLISTLESSLYOVERRIMOFSPECTACLESWITHANONCOMMITALSENSEOFMILDDISAPPOVALANDCONSIDERINGGOINGBACKTOTHENEWSPAPERRATHERTHANRESPONDING
Emoticons are a bit limiting, really
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22, archived)
#
There's not a lot of space for the threat wording. And how is "Long Distance" a background noise?
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22, archived)
# holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:24, archived)
# I love number 4 on the list.
It reminds of me the minefield scene in Kelly's Heroes.

"Hey, heyheyhey! Hey I found one!"
"What kind is it?"
"The kind that blows up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:50, archived)