I lack a knife, yet suffer from a profusion, nay, a plethora of spoons.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55,
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I also paid for a Hackney carriage in advance, but was offered a lift without payment. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56,
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A rather nervous friend of mineunfortunately perished in a rare aeroplane accident, after forcing himself to fly.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58,
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It was also somewhat inclement on the day of my wedding. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00,
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I also made the mistake of refusing to heed the advice of a chap I knew. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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I also had a dream about a fellow and when I met him, I found his wife's appearance to be most pleasant. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:03,
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I found a small, flying insect in my red wine, too. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04,
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The only ironic thing in there... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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