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# newsletter subject line compo
Last week rhinoceros moaned, 'The headline about Moyles is lame and anomalously mainstream. I hope next week's will be better.' Hmm, so can we do better this week? We need to keep this rhinoceros character happy.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Badgerflange-piddleflaps.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# How did you guess my password?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *hacks account*
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Oi!
You leave my Romanian upper classes alone!
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Sesame Street the other morning:
"Ha ha, I am the Count, because I count. And also because I inherited the title from my aristocratic father"
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Fucking a Rhinocerous with a Double Milliband
All The Way!!11!
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# FISTING 4 JESUS
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Tittypiss flungepump
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I see we think alike.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I don't feel so alone now....
*stalks*
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Ed Milliband diagnosed with Fratraphilia
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# THAT RHINOCEROS GMTRFH
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# BRAKE MALFUNCTION WARNING
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# i'm horny. horny. horny. horny
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Some like it hot, so fire up the crem.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Is this in any way connected...
...with the recent demise of Tony Curtis?

If so - have a [click].
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# You're the lucky 1,000,000th Miliband poster *click here* no joke etc
milionbandth
milibandth
millionbandth
*gives up*
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Keep our rhinoceros happy - anesthetise the fucker before cutting his horn off.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Kim unveils successor to stunned Mel
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oh yes
That'll shut him up
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Que?
Edit: Ah. I need to read the news more.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# DZIEŃ DOBRY PANOWIE
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
A viral YouTube video.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# The same stuff as last week but now it's a compo
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Now with 20% more puns on the Steve Miller Band
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Scrapping the bus lane of the information super highway
or,

Occupying the scrapped bus lane of the information super highway
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# the b3ta newslestter: now with free drumstick lolly
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I like this one.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# B3TA: AS LAME AND ANOMALOUSLY MAINSTREAM AS YOUR MUM, YOU VEGAN, ANARCHIST, IRONIC-QUIFFED CUNT
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# haha
definitely this one
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# This!
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Making less sense than Lorem Ipsum
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Skidding into your inbox like George Michael in a BMW
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Finding your name on the leaked porn database IN THE NAME OF MOVIE FIELD.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Mediocre Intruders IV
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# The best of the franchise
by a long chalk
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Although Mediocre Intruders VI
has that wonderful scene where the Belgian Finance Minister feeds handfuls of old Guilder notes into the dripping, pulsating pusspuss of the Dutch Queen.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Make Poverty History: Bomb Aldi.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# the internet's not as funny as it used to be
whiny proof inside
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# DIARRHOEA
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Bum, tit, tit, bum, tit, tit, play the Milliband
I'm so sorry
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# THE B3TA NEWSLETTER: CONTENTS JUDGED SOLELY BY HOW "ALTERNATIVE" THEY ARE, AS OPPOSED TO HUMOUR
Including vouchers for Alanis Morissette concerts, drum n bass and minor details about an upcoming politically pointless, ill-conceived, underinformed protest in a field. Nothing is achieved but at least you look cool in front of your "alternative" mates, so that's something.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# This is a great alternative subject line.
Also: Is that ironic?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# it is, don't you think?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Yes, I really cannot see an alternative.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I lack a knife, yet suffer from a profusion, nay, a plethora of spoons.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I also paid for a Hackney carriage in advance, but was offered a lift without payment.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# A rather nervous friend of mine
unfortunately perished in a rare aeroplane accident, after forcing himself to fly.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# It was also somewhat inclement on the day of my wedding.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I also made the mistake of refusing to heed the advice of a chap I knew.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I also had a dream about a fellow and when I met him, I found his wife's appearance to be most pleasant.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I found a small, flying insect in my red wine, too.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
great work
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# The only ironic thing in there...
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# drum n bass?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# IS THE RIVER KELVIN TOO MAINSTREAM FOR YOU?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I liked the river kelvin when it was a minor tributary
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# What about White Cart Water?
It's pretty unknown and comes from a bad area
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Selling a Gold plated, Diamoned encrusted Segway: For a millionaire it's just a drop in the ocean
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# No. YOUR mum.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# YOUR IP IS ON A LIST OF 10,000 PEOPLE SUSPECTED OF DOWNLOADING CHICKS WITH DICKS ON POGOSTICKS IV ILLEGALLY
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# rhinoceros makes me moist
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Gives you the horn?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I can take it
I'm thick skinned
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# They'll charge you.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I'll have surgery so they don't find me
how much for a rhinoplasty
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# If an infinite number of monkeys were fed bananas laced with laxatives
they would eventually spray out this newsletter in rancid simian diarrhoea
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Square peg goes into rectangular hole
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)