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# I thought Obama WAS the pope?
And high panjandrum of the Illuminati, a lizard from space and chair of the Jewish capitalist hegemony that secretly runs the world via tunnels through the hollow earth from Nepal.
And fake moon landings and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# *reaches for Baco-Foil*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I've got the colander at the ready - do I need to plug the holes with foil too?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No,
the holes are smaller than the wavelength of the radio waves and allow hot air to escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# That's what they want you to think..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That's what you think they want you to think, I think.
NO MORE THINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You'd like that, wouldn't you?
The Colonel's in league with the Thought Police!
Ha! I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# In league?
You underestimate me. Now, how about a little confession. Makes it much easier in the long run...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *dobs in friends & work colleagues*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *Pardons and offers job in the Thought Police*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)