My friend does tattoos of these on the underclasses of Redditch
He said if I agree to have the one that reads 'Crush the weak' he'll do it for free
Not that I'm not tempted but why would I want a tattoo that reads the same if it's upside down? How often am I going to physically be vertically flipped?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:48,
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Depends who you go out with.
If you go out with, say, YOUR MUM, then quite often, I'd imagine.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:50,
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I vertically flipped YOUR MUM the other day
she went over like a cheap frozen burger
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:53,
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She's still stuck to the griddle then? YOUR MUM that is
(Quijibo Esq. BSc.May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:54,
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couldn't find a griddle big enough to fit YOUR MUM on it
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55,
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^ Pffttttttt....
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55,
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I saw your mum the other day.
I say "saw", I mean "beheld", because she's so fucking enormous.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:02,
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your mum's so big her gravitational field has an event horizon
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04,
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Your mum's so big she jumped in the air and got stuck.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:10,
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Your mum's so big she went to the beach and the tide came in
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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Your mum's so big
She went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to roll her into the sea
(Vinegar strokesShould know better on,
Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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