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# In Iranian schools, Political Science and Physics 101 are taught together
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# but it does relieve stress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# only on the education budget
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# there is a logical yet evil way to cut the educational budget
kill the children.
won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Then what would we do with all the Madrassas?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# turn them into brothels
it's my theory that islamic fundamentalists would be less likely to tiurn nasty if they got more sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# religion is a bad influence that way
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# that's why i'm an atheist
that and the whole not feeling guilty thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# *votes for Smash Monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# :)
how do, CM?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# 'm alright, ta.
I seem to be neglecting b3ta in favour of the real world, lately. A sad state of affairs.

I like the idea of gnome day.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# it's been rattling around my head for a few years now
i think gnome day 2 will have to be in the summer, it's a bugger getting gnomes in october
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
# to me to you to me to you
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# FREE THE CHUCKLE TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Just read this on Wiki, made me LOL ROFL LMAO
"In April 2007, while on holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia, Paul broke his nose and received cuts and bruises when he lost control of his motorbike after suddenly braking to avoid a shepherd and his flock of goats. British tourists who stopped at the accident, instead of helping him out, shouted out the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase: "To me, to you."
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
serves them right!
EDIT: what was a shepherd doing with a flock of goats? surely that would make him a goatherd?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# he was probably leading them to a mass P.A.G.A.N festival where goats get bummed by shepards
probably
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# at least somebody's getting sex
and severe lanolin allergies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Swingers only ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# and those just hanging around
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# They like their fluff, those hardcore Iranians
I actually own one of these contraptions, except all the thread is wrong, and it all goes pair shaped after a few bounces
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# i bought one years ago
on a cross-channel ferry. ten minutes after getting home, my then-boyfriend had managed to knot it together beyond all help, the fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I trust you set fire to him
I'll be back in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# no
but he set fire to my bin.
fuck, this wine is starting to kick in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I am to wobbly tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# wobbly is good
dizzy is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# A gibbet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# don't you find them in chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Thought it was pheasants that had to be hung for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# yes
but i don't like pheasant, too gamey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# It would be cannibalism
I hear you're always game.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# pfff
not tonight, i'm full of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Coq au vin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Ooft!
Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# My best friends Mum is in hospital possibly dying, she was a good friend before alzheimer's got in
I'm having a Buffy night to try n take my mind off it but the episode where her Mum dies just came on.

I don't really know why I'm telling you all this but I'm not in the mood for death jokes.

/death rant

the older you get, the less you can enjoy horror...

:(

sorry for lack of humour
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# tis a sad episode
hope your friend's mum pulls through
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
cheers.

i dunno why but I can't seem to turn it off...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# the mind is a funny thing
we don't want to dwell on what upsets us, but we just have to. it's normal.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
#
*drunk n crying like a baby here*

I think it's her time, has been for many months TBH, it may be a kindness, but it doesn't make it any easier.

:(

Thanks again for words of support but y'know, nothing can console you when it's not even your pain you're feeling...

Tho then again for all we know, years yet. In death life makes fools of us all.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# true
no matter how much you prepare, you can never be really ready when it's not you. just trust in whatever gives you comfort and know that, whatever happens, the universe isn't getting any smaller. even if it's only as atoms, we all continue on our journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Or in the memory if those who survive,
tho we've been her memory for years. She's worked all her life to prepare for retirement than fate has taken away her mind and now possibly her life. So what was the fucking point!?

Is weird, we are helpless babies, we grow old, we become again those helpless babies we were at the most inappropriate time to be so.

And those that once were our babies become the parents.

Life is weird and hard to interpret in any way that makes it seem like there's any point to it once you get past any stage where there's any enjoyment in it.

I guess we just deal.

I guess I shouldn't be dealing with this on b3ta neither but things just welled up and I felt a need...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# trying to make sense of it all is one of the hardest things
it seems pointless to us and maybe it is, but it's beyond our comprehension. if he is your best mate, take comfort in the fact that she at least knows she succeeded in raising her child well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Love ya girl.
She was a wonderful person, even if she pulls thru that person left years ago.

He is a good man.

I gotta stop this, suddenly seems like I'm cheapening it, sorry.

Thankyou tho.

XXX
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# no worries :)
try and get some sleep.
g'night hun xx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry, man.
My attitude to the whole death thing is to be glad of the time that you did have with that person. When my father died, I was shocked and grief-stricken, but glad that he'd gone before me; better that I should suffer the loss of my father than he should suffer the loss of his child. We can't live for ever, we have to take our turn then make way for the next generations. Sorry if this isn't helpful, it's just how I think about things.

Edit: also, put the booze down! It only makes things worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I know ir only makes things worse
but I'll sleep.

Cheers for the kind words, but I feel more and more false for sharing this.

I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)