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# rargh!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*fears hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
/ac

:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I thought photo's were allowed
as long as they're of anne widdecombe naked?
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Damn legal loopholes, I fall for them every time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Handcuff it to a maternity ward bed.
With hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
maternity ward bed rock at the bottom of the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# +on a distant planet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
sea income scale
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha, agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# We can happily while away an afternoon flicking lit fags at it.
an every
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# it's a waste of fags
but i'm up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah, expensive.
How about sharpened 2p pieces? Fully recoverable, too, if we get a taser.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:12, archived)
# can we hold them with pliers
and heat them with a blowlamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I have the nescessary equipment right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:15, archived)
# i like the sound of "equipment"
but i need sleep right now.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Might affect the accuracy of the aim, what with the necessary gloves etc.
And it'd prevent children from participating in what should be a joyful, inclusive event.

But I appreciate the sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I've had her!
Although i did have quite a lot to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
# *votes dog*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# needs more saggy tits around it's waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)