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# please pop in
we're short of moaners and groaners at present
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I could criticise the decor! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# haha
and those shoes don't go with those pants
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# "Call that a garrote! My granny could have his head off and knit him a nice stump cosy in less time!"
disclaimer: maiden does not condone beheading*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# :D you are probably over-qualified to moan/groan
we'll move you over to the Science vs. Ignorance department
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Great so I could use an iPod it's science but I'm completely ignorant on how to make a phone call on it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# mmm, they oughta line up to see that!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# May I moan and groan about your disgraceful use/abandonment of punctuation? It actually makes it hard to work out what the fuck you're trying to say.
Moan. Groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hired.
no money, but all the body parts you can eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Oh.
No souls?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# no--that's a management perk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh.
But if I enrol on the junior management programme, do I at least get to toot a few wishes, thoughts and dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Here at T&FKIA we have a policy . . .
(I just have no idea what it is--I inherited the place from a raped uncle)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard you groan...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# You've not heard me first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# in other words, be at her house first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)