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# proper work for proper blokes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I think i'm fiendish enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# we'll be the judges of that
(you sniff bike seats, or do unsavory things?)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:37, archived)
# they
don't make them like they used to.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# retro villains are best
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Well if they don't have any magnets I shan't be going to have a look!
Or even one of Mediocre's Fractual Magnets (Fragnet) 9th Wonder of the World
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# please pop in
we're short of moaners and groaners at present
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I could criticise the decor! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# haha
and those shoes don't go with those pants
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# "Call that a garrote! My granny could have his head off and knit him a nice stump cosy in less time!"
disclaimer: maiden does not condone beheading*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# :D you are probably over-qualified to moan/groan
we'll move you over to the Science vs. Ignorance department
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Great so I could use an iPod it's science but I'm completely ignorant on how to make a phone call on it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# mmm, they oughta line up to see that!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# May I moan and groan about your disgraceful use/abandonment of punctuation? It actually makes it hard to work out what the fuck you're trying to say.
Moan. Groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hired.
no money, but all the body parts you can eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Oh.
No souls?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# no--that's a management perk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh.
But if I enrol on the junior management programme, do I at least get to toot a few wishes, thoughts and dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Here at T&FKIA we have a policy . . .
(I just have no idea what it is--I inherited the place from a raped uncle)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard you groan...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# You've not heard me first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# in other words, be at her house first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# The attendance at these 'Tea Party' rallies appears to've been grossly overstated
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)
# thot this was the Democratic National Headquarters
noo?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I'd hope not.
American politics are fun to follow, though. Accusations of witchcraft, utter rejection of reason etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET INSIDE


YOU ARE GOING TO BE RAPED BY THIS MAN
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Haha!
And I thought I had a few dodgy tattoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# if you can pass our background check, you are in.
(must have at least two unrelated homicide convictions)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# AND THEN BY THIS MAN , WHO WILL RAPE YOU slowly AND THEN QUICKLY!
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# You seem fairly secure in the idea that you're not going to end up there yourself.
Bury all those bodies deep...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# just
informing the public.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# you have made me
go and get my superjail dvd and watch it.. dam you I'll have strange dreams
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I
Love super jail, its much better than regular jail
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Sends CV.
Waits.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# If, meanwhile, something better comes up--take it.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Ha haha!
This is proper awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)