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# I was once walking the Marlborough Downs, ( Vale of Pewsey)
And saw a naked lady! No clothes on or ANYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I once went with a mate with about 50 rolls of binbags and made the white horse a zebra
All properly moored and reinforced so they didn't break up and fly away of course.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# tut tut
you nawty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Not at all
We even went back the next night and removed it.

That possible even classes it as installation art. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ...It's too late
By virtue of my job I now have to shun you, as a despoiler of our national heritage.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I never touched Terry Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I wish to offer you an Arts Council grant of eleventy pounds
Sadly, I am not on the Arts Council.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I'll accept a shiny farthing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Farthing
I love denominations that look almost like words like farting. I often supplant "Dollop" for US currency. Like "A fist full of dollops". I like to imagine Clint Eastwood removing lumps of poo from an anus.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Har
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Here ya go

A shiny far thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# "over here!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I'm not going that way
It's far too painful and I bled from my rectum for days.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# lens FLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)