Smear marmite on your mimsy and shove him down the front of your knickers
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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:O shocking
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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disgusting!
what a waste of marmite!
also, it'd ruin my pubes, thus no pube animals.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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I pictured you to be nice and trim.
Full on rug eh?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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Thighburns like Arthur Scargill
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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i'm slightly worried that you're picturing me at all
but no, i do try to keep things tidy, i just have abnormally fast-growing hair and nails.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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It's a hobby of mine.
;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:38,
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pfff
hmm, hometime, i think
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:42,
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Werewolf?
*points at Smashy*
Therewolf!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:57,
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and get insta-thrush.
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arrangedletters,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:49,
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Sounds
like a method statement if ever I did hear one!
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Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on,
Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:37,
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