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# I wondered where BT got their inspiration from for their latest ad...
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# And in other news!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Why do the people in that advert not flee for their lives?
Does BT often detonate fibre-optic bombs in space? It seems a strange way of laying cables (fnar etc).

Have a BT related pea:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Yes, BT detonate a fibre-optic bomb in space every day.
It's that bright yellow thing in the sky that rudely wakes us up every sodding day and doesn't let up 'til early evening.

That's what my nan told me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Your nan is very wise.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Was.
She was out in the garden one day, and bastard BT's fibre-optic bomb took her untimely.
Definitely not dad with a clawhammer. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I don't understand this, but still think that it is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)