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# GENTLEMEN: CAUTION !
Although it's foolish to generalise, women tend, on the whole, to dislike a man doing an impromptu ventriloquism act with a splat of semen. No matter how many millions of different funny voices are deployed. The female consensus seems to be that it's not big and it's not clever.
And even if one points out that the word 'ventriloquism' ends identically to the word 'jism', by and large, the smart money says 'Don't go there'.
Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Spot the continent.
I can't be the only one who's played it.
(As in: Oh look, it's kinda like a map of Europe)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Africa.
What's Spoog's mate called?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# JizzM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Lazy of me.
There it is, plain as the nose off my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# That's good advice, but I'm afraid I only trust Yahoo Answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# What I love most about that site is the way that 99% of answers to questions consist of OMG I DONT NO LOL
Still, you've got to hand it to people for their willingness to ... erm ... help
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# What freaks me out about Yahoo Answers is
not only does every fucker seem to have chosen a picture of a little girl to represent them, but they also display a level of literacy apparently several years younger than the pic they've chosen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Why do you think Ttoassttr likes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Healthy curiosity about the world we live in,
and a completely altruistic desire to help his/her fellow human beings. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I've added you to my ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Love you too <3
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Should he rewrite but spell it all incorrectly and use appalling grammar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# GENTLEMEN! Let's broaden our minds.
Lawrence?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Yay!
The best film quote to deploy when bursting in late to a Christening ceremony, half-cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Methinks you speak from experience
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Any time, any place, anywhere,
We'll do anything to anything.

You'd be amazed at how cross these supposedly forgiving clergymen can get.
Sometimes, they have a face like thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Better than bursting in late to a bris, half cut!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 2:29, archived)