<something about curling & crimping>Oh that reminds me. A pub doorman told me a crap joke the other day. He said he made it up. I believe him:
2 lumps of black tar sitting at the bar (see?) when a third, red lump walks in.
Black tar lump 1 leans towards black tar lump 2 and whispers,
'Don't talk to him - he's a cycle-path.'
(2 lumps of black tar sitting at the bar (see?) when a third, red lump walks in.
Black tar lump 1 leans towards black tar lump 2 and whispers,
'Don't talk to him - he's a cycle-path.'
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03,
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I NO!I didn't like to point it out. He was large.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06,
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Yes that would be an unfortunate way in which to incur a kicking...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:08,
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The bastard!At least lay claim to a funny joke!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25,
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If he made it up he did so about 15 years ago....
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:08,
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