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# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dye
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# One of the highlights of his Bond career
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Alongside:
Goldendye, For your dyes only, and the fan favourite, Octo-Brazilian Wax
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I preferred Live & Let Dye
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# the living highlights?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Tommorow Never Dries
It was about trying to start a war to sell hair colouring solutions or something.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# shampoonraker?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Doctor No Thanks I'm Washing My Hair?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# A Crewcut to a Kill

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# A Quantum of Short-back-and-sides
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Licence to Curl?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# <something about curling & crimping>
Oh that reminds me. A pub doorman told me a crap joke the other day. He said he made it up. I believe him:

2 lumps of black tar sitting at the bar (see?) when a third, red lump walks in.
Black tar lump 1 leans towards black tar lump 2 and whispers,
'Don't talk to him - he's a cycle-path.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Cycle paths are green.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I NO!
I didn't like to point it out. He was large.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Yes that would be an unfortunate way in which to incur a kicking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# He may have been fibbing slightly...

www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/bar/bar16.htm

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# The bastard!
At least lay claim to a funny joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# If he made it up
he did so about 15 years ago....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# You forgot Live and Let....
hummm... how can I finish that off with a witty hair colouring related pun...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# You could try doing it a minute earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# You could always Dye Another Day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Trying to avoid the obvious...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Dyemonds are forever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Just For Men (With The Golden Gun)?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Brush her with love?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Good grief.
*Charlie Browns*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Live to dye another day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
#

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)