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# And when it's not being utilised in a zombie apocalypse
It can be hired out to local councils to trim the verges on rural roads..
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# by 'trim'
do you mean 'leave them looking like a helicopter has crashed into them'?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# and in other news
I have just received an invite to a Dita Von Teese event at Selfridges. The dress code is 'Parisian chic'

unfortunately I can't make it.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# String of onions, breton shirt and a beret.
What could go wrong?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I might get my bike nicked
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# cigarette, disdainful expression, dogshit on your espadrils
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Definition of a Frenchman...
an Italian in a bad mood
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Having been in Italy a matter of days ago, I'd like to point out that the Italians do a good line in being cunts in their own right.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# arrested for not wearing trousers?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Damn, should have remembered,
Dungarees et Kickers pour les win.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)