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[challenge entry] Women and seamen never mix

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(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I think someone's left the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# NO ITS JUST ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# The irony.
All that water and they can't even submerge to put the fire out.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Good old Maureen
Her husband was the best; www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOWdr7I9xVc at 1.10 in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# send in the noobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahaaha
i thought she only drove russion subs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# quite right
should be a Lada class sub
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ha, that's nowt. I once fired a nuclear missle.
And I was only 15 at the time. Well, they said there was a missile in the tube but I think my dad had them winding me up.

The nuclear trigger is like a Scalectrix hand throttle and there's a gun in a drawer between two blokes. The gun is in case one of them goes mad. They didn't explain what happens if the mad one gets to the gun first but he can't fire it on his own anyway cos they need three keys and...excuse me, a man from MI5 is here...
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)