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[challenge entry] Merry Christmas!

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(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Sure, it was the neighbour's dog, but it was MY rabies.
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 2:45, archived)
# You gave your neighbour's dog rabies?
I like your style!
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 2:57, archived)
# So I just got the new Liz record..
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:44, archived)
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(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:26, archived)
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(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I saw this earlier and was immediately reminded of Tahkcalb
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:43, archived)
# That train looks completely disinterested.
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:00, archived)
# you too could be killed in-stantly.
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:09, archived)
# neat site!
I'm a little perturbed that this doll "flirts"
graphic-design.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1230388899

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:49, archived)
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Oh, I think you know.

Hahaha I just noticed the ad says "DOLL DOES EVERYTHING".
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Enjoy yellow durkees!
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:08, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT LARD
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:10, archived)
# ahhahhhahh fuck
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:21, archived)
# ahhhh the Cockade hat, does that come in a shoulder model?
 
and further: SPANG INTO SPRING?
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:38, archived)
# well fuck me dead, the more you know:
 
spang, v.2

2. trans. To cast, throw, jerk, bang. Also const. about, down, up.

1513 DOUGLAS Æneid XII. vi. 76 His swyft stedis hovis..Spangit vp the bludy sparkis our the bent. 1662 in Pitcairn Crim. Trials III. 607 We haw no bow to shoot with, but spang them from of the naillis of our thowmbes. 1678 J. BROWN Life of Faith (1824) I. vii. 134 If the enemy did but spang his fingers end on you, as we say, it struck a knell to his heart. 1856 READE Never too Late lxv, She came up to the table with a fantastic spring and spanged down the sparkling mass on it. 1864- in Yorks. and Linc. dial. use.

3. In combs., as spang-cockle, -toad.

1824 MACTAGGART Gallovid. Encycl. 432 Spang-tade, a deadly trick played on the poor toad. 1828 SCOTT F.M. Perth xi, ‘Can you play at spang-cockle, my lord?’ said the Prince, placing a nut on the second joint of his fore~finger, and spinning it off by a smart application of the thumb.

Hence spanging-tree = SPANG n.2 4.
1797 Encycl. Brit. (ed. 3) XVIII. 607/2 One of the most simple kinds of lathe,..in which a is the footstool,..f the spanging-tree.
 
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:47, archived)
# f the spanging-tree
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 5:12, archived)
# the bludy sparkis our the bent!
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 5:14, archived)
# spang them from of the naillis of our thowmbes.
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 5:23, archived)
# She cries, mofaha.
She sits, and she cries.
 
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:09, archived)
# this is going to be the best Christmas ever!
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
#

(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 2:55, archived)
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(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:03, archived)
# christmas is ruined :(
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 2:55, archived)
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(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:35, archived)
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(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:59, archived)
# fuck
Bostonian
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:02, archived)
# ORDER YOUR FUCK RIGHT NOW AND GET YOUR FUCK JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:03, archived)
# [bonus free AIDS with shipping]
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:07, archived)
# ITS BUSINESS TIME.
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:11, archived)
# I've got my business socks on, you know what that means
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 4:13, archived)
# hhahaha
needs more sick
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's sum fuck right there
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:21, archived)
# This cackles me Gladys something rotten
FUCK!
(, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)