Aw, give her some credit, she'd be passable if she shaved her legs once in a while.(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:30, archived)
Actually, one of the ladies I work with was toying with the idea of taking her for a bit of a spruce-up. Can't do anything for the engine oil under the fingernails, though.
And also:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:33,
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And scrubbing with birch brushes and bleach.She's alright, really. I'm just a cunt.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:44,
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Bleach for her,mind bleach for me.
Both for you.
(Both for you.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:54,
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