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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:52, archived)
# That's quite a poster archive, that!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:57, archived)
# I've been hitting "Random Image" for days
and haven't seen any of them twice yet.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:04, archived)
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:21, archived)
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:47, archived)
# I tried telling someone I was an acme brand impregnator.
bitch chased me on a tractor.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Before or after she fixed it...?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Before, it conked out and I made good my escape.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:54, archived)
# Doesn't need editing!
How well does she swear in Ukrainian?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:57, archived)
# She accused the tractor of failing the motherland and then ranted about beetroots and cabbage.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:00, archived)
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and then ranted about beetroots and cabbage
smelt of

Looking at that poster, it makes you think that it must have been rough living back then.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:06, archived)
# does she? have you got her number?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:14, archived)
# Thankfully, no.
Although you can reach her business line at 1-800-TRAKTOR (that the's Ukranian spelling).

who wants to tell them this is just a cupboard: gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1092411327
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:17, archived)
# I've just phoned up, and asked for my large threshing machine to be serviced,
unfortunately I was treated like it was a prank.

I think there's stuff inside the cupboard, like this:
gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1134598037
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:25, archived)
# So much wrongness.
So much...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# Aw, give her some credit, she'd be passable if she shaved her legs once in a while.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:30, archived)
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legs face.

Actually, one of the ladies I work with was toying with the idea of taking her for a bit of a spruce-up. Can't do anything for the engine oil under the fingernails, though.

And also:

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:33, archived)
# shoving her under one of the emergency showers would be a start.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:41, archived)
# And scrubbing with birch brushes and bleach.
She's alright, really. I'm just a cunt.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:44, archived)
# I volunteer to be one of the brushers.
Oh yeah *nods*
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:49, archived)
# Bleach for her,
mind bleach for me.
Both for you.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:54, archived)
# Need something to wash my screen now...
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# hahahahah
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:59, archived)
# lots of your images are disturbing and give me quite the fear
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# This one doesn't need editing
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:32, archived)
# yeah I loved that one.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:40, archived)
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:39, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
I'd never heard that phrase before coming here.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:43, archived)
# I've been trying to spread the term as far as possible, because of it's awesomeness.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:50, archived)
# As a minor TJ:
my four-year-old just presented me with a drawing of "The Very Hungry Velociraptor."
On the 1st, he ate a bird, on the second day, he ate a pterodactyl and on the third day, he got trapped in a fridge. Much to our embarasment, we let her watch Jurassic Park and she loves it.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:53, archived)
# How did he end up in the fridge?
Perhaps you should also show her some other classics of cinema, perhaps Cannibal Holocaust.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:57, archived)
# She's desperate to watch the Indiana Jones films,
but we won't let her yet. She also loves Captain Scarlet.

(They trapped on of the raptors in the Fridge near the end of the first JP film).

I'm off to look for White-throated Nightjars and bats for a few hours.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:01, archived)
# Ah I haven't actually seen Jurrassic Park
Have fun with the nightjars.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:04, archived)
# Ta!
The big nocturnal bastards...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:12, archived)
# Reporting to say mission successful.
One White-throated Nightjar, two Owlet-nightjars heard and four species of bat identified by call on a bat detector. Not bad for anight of pissing drivel.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# i think i first heard it on Summer Heights High
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 8:07, archived)
# 'ning
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Fly guy
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# You horrible, horrible person
Well done
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)